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Intolerance Word To Be Removed From Dictionary To Prove Indians Are Tolerant !

New Delhi: Alarmed by growing instances of leading personalities of India questioning alleged growing instances of ‘intolerance’ in the country, and its adverse impact on India’s image abroad, worried eminent personalities have decided to settle the matter for once and for all. The word ‘Intolerance’ would now be removed from the dictionary, and forbidden for use in our day-to-day conversation on TV, print and social media in order to prove to the world that India is a tolerant nation.

The decision was taken in a hastily convened meeting of The Association of Tolerant & Trustworthy Indians(TATTI), wherein its president and Prime Minister of the country, Hér Phér lambasted individuals who are questioning petty and ignorable incidents of hate speeches, riots, murder of artists etc, and questioned their silence over various historical incidents ranging from 30,000 BC to 1300 AD.

“Where were you when an asteroid hitting our planet triggered extinction of dinosaurs? Where were you when Invaders like Alexander, Chengiz Khan, Timur Lang etc invaded India? Where were you when poor Indian public were forced to watch pathetic movies such as Tees Maar Khan and Himmatwala? Your selective outrage burst only when a patriotic-nationalist government was enthroned in the nation?”  asked Ms. Phér to a thunderous applause of wild audience comprising TATTI members.