श्रीमद् भगवतगीता के परिवेश में मृत शरीर और आत्मा !
हिन्दू धर्म में आस्था रखने वालों के लिए गीता कर्म, व्यवहार और चिंतन के लिए बहुप्रचारित एवं बहुचर्चित आचार संहिता है. इसी आधार पर मरणोपरांत परम्पराओं और कर्मकांड में गीता के निम्न श्लोक को अवश्य दोहराया जाता है :-
"नैनं छिन्दन्ति शस्त्राणि नैनं दहति पावकः,
न चैनं क्लेदयन्त्यापो न शोषयति मारूतः."(गीता 2/23).(आत्मा को न तो कभी किसी शस्त्र द्वारा खण्ड खण्ड किया जा सकता है, न अग्नि द्वारा जलाया जा सकता है, न जल द्वारा भिगोया या वायु द्वारा सुखाया जा सकता है ).
संक्षिप्त में कहें तो आत्मा निर्लिप्त है और मिथ अनुसार एक शरीर त्याग कर तुरन्त दूसरी योनि/शरीर में प्रवेश कर जाती है. उस की कोई अभिलाषा नहीं होती.
रह गया मृतावस्था को प्राप्त शरीर, वह दहसंस्कार के पश्चात भस्मावस्था को प्राप्त हो जाता है. ऐसी अवस्था में मरनोपरान्त कर्मकांड, श्राद्ध तथा दान दक्षिणा के तामजाम का औचित्य क्या है? मूलतः यह सारी शोषणकारी व्यवस्था परजीवी ब्राह्मणों के पूर्वजों ने अपनी आने वाली पीढियों के लिए मुफ्त हलवे मांड़े और आर्थिक सम्पन्नता का बिना परिश्रम का साधन है. जहाँ तक मृतक के प्रति आदर, संवेदना और भावना का सम्बन्ध है तो दान दक्षिणा और हलवा मांड़ा, वह ब्रह्मणों को ही क्यों? समाज के शोषित गरीब, असहाय, विकलांग, अन्न के एक एक दाने को तरसते लोगों के लिए क्यों नहीं ???
इस विषय में भारत उपमहाद्वीप में तर्कशीलता के प्राचीन संस्थापक चार्वाक की टिप्पणी प्रासंगिक है :-
"स्वर्गस्थिता यदा तृप्तिं गच्छेयुस्तत्र दानतः,
प्रासादस्योपरिस्थानमात्र कस्मान्न दीयते? "
(चार्वाक दर्शन, पृष्ठ 4,श्लोक 5).
अर्थात यदि इस संसार में दान करने से, वह वस्तु स्वर्गवासी तक पहुँच कर उसे तृप्त करती है, तो मकान की निचली मंज़िल में दी गई कोई वस्तु ऊपरी मंज़िल में बैठे व्यक्ति तक पहुंच कर उसे क्यों नहीं तृप्त करती???

Shankaracharya Vasudevanand Saraswati of Badrikashram has a new message for all Hindus. He asserts that Hindus must produce 10 kids to make Narendra Modi as Prime Minister again.

Vasudevanand Saraswati, who is attending the Magh Mela in Allahabad, said that, "It is because of Hindus unity that Modi has become the Prime Minister. In order to maintain their majority status, every Hindu family should give birth to 10 kids."
"BOLD MEANINGFUL AND PURPOSEFUL "STATEMENT INDEED FOR ESTABLISHMENT OF HINDU RASHTRA !
Well,i am bit confused and perplexed about certain related issues and accordingly i am curious enough to know :-
# whether there will be constitutional amendment in people representation act under which only and exclusively Hindu kids in the age group of 1 to 10 years will be able to exercise their electoral right?
# Whether constituencies will be segregated and classified on the basis of religion ?
# Whether voting will be mandatory exclusively for Hindu kids and optional for non Hindu kids ?

#INTOLERANCE_WITH_MISOGYNIST_TAG !
"A teen aged celebrity, Zaira Wasim, met the Chief Minister of Jammu and Kashmir after receiving critical acclaim for playing the role of young Geeta Phogat in the much-appreciated film, Dangal, and posted a picture of the meeting on social media. The storm that followed was a nightmare the 16-year-old did not know how to handle except by offering an apology. She was trolled for the simple act of meeting the Chief Minister. A state that harps on the leitmotif of azadi, such usurpation of a teenager's freedom by some people is condemnable. While the massive pouring of support, particularly from her film fraternity, must be heart-warming for Zaira Wasim, the Valley itself must stand up for one of its own who has become an inspiring role model for young girls across the country"!

Many ( not all ) Muslims in India, South Asia, far East Asia, Africa and many parts of the world, including western, have been drinking the Saudi version of Islamic  "cool aid" for decades without much regards to detrimental effects  it is causing  to themselves, their families, their societies and their countries;  while at the same time beating up on human rights violations of all the rest except the 'venerable' Saudis!

Hypocrisy at its most holiest!

ALARMING AND MATTER OF CONCERN !
The Bombay High Court has held that the deceased was wearing a pastel green shirt and had a beard and looked as if he belonged to another religion. This factor has been found in favour of the accused. The accused attacked and killed the deceased as he belonged to another religion (read Muslim). There was no previous enmity. So the high Court felt that the killing was justified and granted bail to the accused. 

 

Therefore, according to the Bombay High Court, it is perfectly in order for a Hindu to kill a Muslim just for the heck of it. No need of any previous enmity.

Looks like all the fascist moles hiding in different institutions are coming out of their holes now that Modi is in power. The rhetoric has become more strident, the acts more open and the prejudices no longer secret.

Bharat Mata ki Hai.

मकर संक्रांति का औचित्य ???
मकर एक राशि है और संक्रांति का अर्थ है-गति।प्राचीन खगोल विज्ञानियों ने सूर्य के मार्ग को 12 भागों में बांटा था।इस मार्ग को उन्होंने 'क्रांति वृत' कहा है।यह 12 कल्पित भाग हैं:मेष,वृष,मिथुन,कर्क,सिंह,कन्या,तुला,वृश्चिक,धनु,मकर,कुंभ और मीन।प्रत्येक भाग को राशि कहा गया है ।सूर्य के एक राशि से दूसरी राशि में प्रवेश को 'संक्रांति ' कहते हैं ।जब सूर्य मकर राशि में प्रविष्टि होता है तब इस संक्रांति को मकर संक्रांति कहते हैं ।
यदि आज स्कूल जाने वाला बच्चा भी यह जानता है कि पृथ्वी गतिशील है न कि सूर्य;फिर भी परम्परा के नाम पर तथा पूर्वजों के प्रति आदर के नाम पर हर गल्त बात का अंधाधुंध अनुसरण करते हुए मकर संक्रांति मनाई जाती है ।त्रासदी देखिए कि आधुनिक विज्ञान और टेक्नोलॉजी में अच्छे खासे डिग्रीधारी लोग भी गर्वपूर्वक यह कहते सुने जाते हैं कि मकर संक्रांति के दिन सूर्य घूम कर मकर राशि में प्रवेश करता है ।
स्वाभाविक रूप से पाखंड और शोषण के महारथी ब्राह्मणों ने अपने वंशजों के आर्थिक लाभ के लिए इस दिवस का खूब महिमामंडन किया है ।21वीं शताब्दी के उन्नत वैज्ञानिक युग में प्राचीन भारतीयों के खगोल विषयक अल्प ज्ञान के महिमामंडन का न कोई आधार और न कोई औचित्य ।

हिंदी व्यंग्य Satire;
#राष्ट्रीय_गौरव:भारतीय राजनीतिज्ञों का नया कीर्तिमान!
1. अरविंद केजरीवाल :

ठंड को शुरू हुए करीब 30 दिन हो गए हैं। इसके बावजूद केजरीवाल ने एक बार भी मफलर धारण नहीं किया। गिनीज वर्ल्ड रिकॉर्ड की मैनेजमेंट कमेटी का कहना है कि यह अपने आप में असाधारण घटना है। इस वजह से कई दिनों तक साइबेरिया के पक्षी भी कंफ्यूज रहे और भारत काफी लेट पहुंचे।

2. राहुल गांधी :

कांग्रेस के युवराज इस बार केवल 15 दिन में ही छुटि्टयां बिताकर भारत वापस लौट आए। कमेटी के अनुसार यह अपने आप में इसलिए अनहोनी घटना है क्योंकि कांग्रेसियों को जश्न मनाने तक का मौका नहीं मिला और उससे पहले ही राहुल वापस आ गए।

3. मुलायम सिंह :

अखिलेश के मुद्दे पर मुलायम ने सोमवार को 112वीं बार पलटी मारी। इस तरह उन्होंने आठ घंटे पहले 111वीं बार पलटी मारने के अपने ही रिकॉर्ड को तोड़ दिया।

4. नरेंद्र मोदी :

भारतीय PM का नाम पिछले लगातार 60 दिन तक भारत में ही रहने के लिए गिनीज बुक ऑफ वर्ल्ड रिकॉर्ड में शामिल किया गया। 12 नवंबर को जापान से लौटने के बाद से उन्होंने एक बार भी विदेश यात्रा नहीं की है। कमेटी ने मोदी से कहा है कि अब हम इससे बड़ा रिकाॅर्ड दर्ज नहीं कर पाएंगे।

5. रामगोपाल यादव :

सपा से 32 बार बाहर होने और 31 बार शामिल होने का रिकॉर्ड बनाया। गिनीज वर्ल्ड रिकॉर्ड ने अपने विवरण में लिखा – यह डेटा रिकॉर्ड लिखे जाने तक का है, लेकिन इसमें बदलाव किसी भी क्षण संभव है। रिकॉर्ड लिखे जाने तक वे सपा से बाहर थे।

MEMBERS OF SANGH PARIVAR RIGHT FROM MOHANRAO BHAGWAT TO BAPU ASARAM,ARE MERELY REFLECTING REPUGNANT AND REPREHENSIBLE DICTUM OF MANU !
*Balya va ywatya va vridya vaapi yoshita,
na swatantryen kartwayam kinchit karyam greshvapi .[Manusmiriti;5/150].
Exposition :-No women is allowed to assert or work independently in any field right from childhood to old age.
*Balye pitorvashay tishteth panee grhasay yownay.
putranam bhartre pretay na bjait stri swatantr tam.[Ibid 5/151].
Exposition :-Women is supposed to be under custody and guidance of his father as child,under her husband as married and under his son as widow.In no case,she is not supposed to be independent at any stage of her life.
*Asheela kamvrto va gunyar va parivarjita,
upcharya sitrya sadhya ya sat tam dev vat pati.[Ibid 5/157].
Exposition :-In case,husband is debauch ,sex pervert and without any significant virtue,yet women is supposed to exhibit reverence for her husband and consider him as devta [god].

JUSTICE DELAYED IS JUSTICE DENIED !
Why do gods wait for the next birth to convict his self created puppets [men]?Are gods not capable of punishing them in their present birth?Ideally,their acts must be followed by divine punishments or rewards immediately.Practically,this does not happen.
Around 2,400 years ago,Greek philosopher Epicurus declared that the presence of evil in the world denied god's existence.He said,"is he [god] willing to prevent evil,but is not able to?Then he is impotent.Is he able to prevent evil,but is not willing to ?Then he is malevolent.Is he both able and willing ?Then where did the evil come from?Is he neither able nor willing?Then why call him god ?"
Had gods punished the sinners in their present birth,it would have been justified.Not only would it ensure justice,it would have eliminated all crimes on earth and removed the necessity of policemen and guns.Punishment for the sins committed in the present life is conceivable; but its postponement to the next birth casts doubts over its credibility.

सुशासन के सौजन्य से मूर्ति का असाधारण चमत्कार  !
देश द्रोही, वामपंथी तथा अन्य प्रगतिशील न जाने किस रोग से ग्रसित हैं जो २१वीं शताब्दी के दिव्य अवतार परम आदरणीय प्रातःस्मरणीय तथा भारत देश के केवल और केवल एकमात्र दिव्यदृष्टि वाले विकास पुरुष का येन केन प्रकारेण विरोध करते रहते हैं.अभी कुछ दिन पूर्व जब माननीय मोदीजी ने मुंबई के समुद्र में कई हज़ार करोड़ से निर्मित होने वाली शिवाजी की  मूर्ति का शिलान्यास किया तो समस्त देश द्रोहियों ने इस मूर्ति की उपयोगिता एवं प्रासंगिता पर कई प्रश्न खडे कर दिए .हमें तो उनकी अज्ञानता पर दया आती है .उन्हें पता ही नहीं चला की मूर्ति प्रकरण मोदीजी का असाधारण एजेंडा [मास्टर स्ट्रोक ]है जिस से असाधारण चमत्कारी लाभ होंगे .
अत्यंत गोपनीय सूत्रों से पता चला है कि मूर्ति निर्माण में सोलर टेक्नोलॉजी में प्रयोग होने वाले chemicals का प्रयोग होगा जिस के परिणामस्वरूप समस्त मुंबई को  पर सस्ती दरों पर बिजली प्राप्त होगी .यह टेक्नोलॉजी जिस का आधारभूत ज्ञान ऋग्वेद से लिया गया है केवल और केवल भारत के पास है .
इस मूर्ति की सहायता से समुद्र की चारों दिशाओं में दूर दूर तक शतप्रतिशत निगरानी [Surveillance] भी होगी जिस से किसी विदेशी घुसपैठ की सम्भावना समाप्त होगी और देश को वर्ष २००८ जैसे हालत का सामना नहीं करना होगा .
#विश्वगुरु_बनने_की_ओर_बड़ते_कदम 

EXTRAORDINARY "RIGHTEOUS" DIVINE ACT BY 'MARYADA PURUSHOTTAM' RAMA !
SRI RAM KILLS SHAMBUK

After killing the demons king Ravana, Sri Ram returned to Ayodhya. Many sages had arrived there to bless him on the occasion of his crowning ceremony. Sage Vashishth was one of them.As Sri Ram was conversing with the sages a brahmin arrived there with the corpse of his son and wailed---"O son! Your death is certainly due to some flaw of Sri Ram. Now, your mother and I have decided to give up our lives as there is no point in living."

Sri Ram's heart was filled with grief and he asked Sage Vashishth as to how the brahmin could be helped. Sage Vashishth revealed to Sri Ram that the brahmin's son had died a premature death because of Shambuk. Vashishth said--"Shambuk is a Shudra by birth, but he is doing an austere penance. Shudras are not entitled to do penance in all the three yugas, except the Kaliyug. So, only his death can bring back the brahmin's son alive."

Sri Ram instructed both his younger brothers--Laxman and Bharat, to look after the state's affairs in his absence and went in search of Shambuk boarded on his Pushpak Viman.Sri Ram saw a man doing penance at the shore of a reservoir. He landed his Pushpak Viman and went near that man. He introduced himself and enquired about the man's identity--Sri Ram asked--Why are you doing such an austere penance. Who are you?

Without moving the man replied that he was a shudra named Shambuk. He said---- I am desirous of attaining to devaloka and hence I am doing this penance.Sri Ram took out his sword and severed Shambuk's head. All the deities hailed Sri Ram and the brahmin's child became alive once again.
[Padma Puran [translated from Sanskrit].

#STATUE_CHAMATKAR !

Many are cribbing about the cost of the Shivaji statue. What they do not know is this statue is a masterstroke by Modi Sir which will pay for itself many times over. 

The statue is made of Amorphous Silicon, Cadmium Telluride & Copper Indium Gallium Selenide. This is exactly the same material used to make solar cells. Our government consulted with Dr. Immonen Kirsi, Senior Solar Scientist at VTT Research, Finland to develop technology to mould these materials into a statue form. This research took 2.5 years & on December 3rd, Dr. Kirsi sent a private email to Modi Sir that it's now ready for mainstream use. The statue will generate enough electricity to power all government offices in Mumbai.   

The statue also has Radial Uniform Projection And Ranging(RUPAR) technology to track boats in the Arabian Sea to prevent a repeat of the 2008 Mumbai attack where the terrorists entered India through the sea. RUPAR is the next generation of SONAR technology and has been developed at the Indian Institute of Science.    

Congratulations to all of us. 

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 Please spread this message to everyone you know. Jai Hind !

BHAGAVAD GEETA AND ITS FANTASIES !

The first major flaw in the book is, in sholaka 40, adhaya 1, Arjuna compares women with the kids, who can easily be influenced and brainwashed. Well, it is both socially and scientifically unacceptable. I am a woman dude, and I am sorry, you could not trick me. Moreover, it is a scientific fact that females are more stable psychologically. So, dear dearest-of-Lord, next time come up with logics, not with stupid comparisons.

In shloka 6, adhyay 8, the god tells that the thoughts we have in our last time, is what decides our Yoni (Yoni is what we are going to be) in next incarnation. So, Brain-dead are definitely gonna be in Moksha, no? So why do all this worshipping, all you gotta do is ensure a Brain death.

Adhyay 4, shloka 40, speaks that if you doubt the word of God, you can never attain happiness. Well yes, Stupid are always happy. Intelligence creates chaos. It reminds me of my maths teacher who used to punish us if we asked any doubts. We reported and she was replaced soon. I am gonna report it too, let’s see, if god has a replacement.

The second flaw is paradoxical nature of God’s words. In shloka 37, adhyay 2, Krishna, the God, inspires Arjuna to fight the battle. He tells him that in case of victory, he will get the kingdom of Kaurava. And in any case, if Kauravas win the battle, Arjuna will be reincarnated in heaven (Well, let’s assume the reincarnation and heaven thing to be true, though the book didn’t give me any reasons to). The same God, in the very same adhyay, in shloka 44, tells us that the people who live for and consider the wealth as happiness are stupid. (Though I agree on it) and in shloka 42, motivates us to let go the greed of heaven. Well, not well played God!

Moreover, in shloka 29, adhyay 9, He claims to believe in equality among all beings. Still, the way he has described the women and kshudra in shloka 32, and Brahmins in shloka 33, well, if I do it, I will be behind the bars. Claims to be most intelligent, still don’t know the use of words. Makes perfect sense.

The next flaw is very logical one, which made me question the point of narration of Gita. The reason of narration of Gita is to inspire Arjuna, who is not psychologically stable at that point. Even at that unstable stage, it is strange how Arjuna managed to ask such things, which at many instances seemed pointless to ask, and dramatic, as if the God has trained him to ask only those questions. One such instance is shloka 54 of adhyay 2. The question that Arjuna asked is not related to the situation or the previous answer anyhow. The whole scene seems real dramatic, and we don’t even need CID to catch that.

In shloka 14, adhyay 12, the god tells about his favourite pupil. And I have found someone who fits the description. Know who? It is Honda’s Asimo, feeling nothing, doing whatever asked to without questioning. Well, sorry dude, I guess you programmed most of us wrong, but don’t worry, we will supply you your favourite pupil, just gonna cost some million dollars. And yeah, COD is not available.

Adhyay 10, shloka 30, the God, in order to imply himself to be the most powerful, tells that if he was an animal, he would have been the lion. Well, they didn’t have Jurassic Park in Mahabharta time; else he could have a better comparison.
The third flaw is unscientific claims. In shloka 14, adhyay 3, The God tells us that Yagya, a form of worship, brings the rain. Well, God failed the 5th standard.

Moreover, in shloka 34, adhyay 13, the god tells that Sun enlightens the Universe. I wonder if he knew how tiny the Sun is, while compared with the Universe (Though still greater than your tiny tiny existence). We live in the era where an Indian had discovered a cluster of 400 Quasars (the brightest object of the universe and about a million time brighter than sun), and we still continue to believe on a book who claims Sun to be the brightest!

In shloka 33, adhyay 13, the god claims the sky to be isolated and un-interactable with matter. Umm… Next time I am gonna donate a book of chemistry to the temple. Dude, haven’t you seen the rusting of iron??

“I am in the heart of all living organisms.” Shloka 20, adhyay 10. Funny how he claimed to know everything, still doesn’t know that only vertebrates have hearts.

In shloka 12, adhyay 11, the Arjuna describes the God as bright as thousand of Suns, standing right on earth. Poor fella, didn’t know light is a radiation which contains heat. And our earth definitely can’t bear that amount of heat. So the event is as probable as existence of Mickey Mouse.

“I have created the universe and can destroy it. It runs on my will.” Well, this reminds me of a quote from Einstein, that if God really created the universe, I wonder how much liberty he really had. The universe runs on few fixed principles, not on someone’s wills. No matter how powerful you are, you can never make gravity (the force you claim to have created) repulsive.

Shloka 6, adhyay 9, Claim is air is everywhere in the sky. Dude, you needa go on mountaining. Obviously air is not everywhere, even in earth’s atmospherical layers.

And here is something that may interest NASA. The god has another claim in shloka 25, adhyay 8. You wanna go on moon (Chandra Lok)? What all you gotta do is to die in Tamokala (The kala of darkness). Well, I wonder how many dollars NASA could save!

“I am the taste of Water, the light of Moon and Sun.” Shloka 8, adhyay 7. Eh… Seriously stupid. My 8 year old sister won’t buy it man! Her damn teacher had taught her that moon has no light, and water has no taste before she could learn any faith.

Shloka 19, Adhyay 6, Our Super intelligent God doesn’t know that a candle needs air to burn. How many science classes did u bunk man!

These are just some of the flaws I noticed while reading. But the book is a total trash, it asks us to believe for no reasons, makes stupid and unrelatable comparisons, gives no explanation of the stuff.

The guy I mentioned in the beginning, well I have an answer for him, i.e. yes I have read the book and you derive your morals from an unscientific, illogical, and socially unacceptable book? Well, what kind of person you are!

I am not mad on God or something, your God (from Gita) is way too stupid to argue with and be mad at. So next time, when someone asks you to read Gita, simply gift them A Brief History Of Time, or even a batman comic series, because batman teaches more morals than this book.