UNITED STATES GEOLOGICAL SOCIETY RECRUITS SAKSHI MAHARAJ AS HONORARY SCIENTIST AFTER HE PREDICTED THE CAUSE OF EARTHQUAKES !
Reston. United States Geological Survey (USGS), which religiously records the occurrence of Earthquake across the world has hit its lottery in India. It has shocked the entire India by recruiting Sakshi Maharaj as one of its topmost scientist.
Speaking to Faking News, USGS Director, Mr. Smith, said, “We had been spending all our time and efforts in tracking even minute earthquakes across the world and recording them in our website. It is a heavy task and it involves lot of spending from the US Government. Not only this, worldwide, all the countries are spending heavily on trying to invent a system that could predict Earthquakes. But till now, nobody could predict an earthquake and it has been an unsolved enigma for geologists like us.”
Reston. United States Geological Survey (USGS), which religiously records the occurrence of Earthquake across the world has hit its lottery in India. It has shocked the entire India by recruiting Sakshi Maharaj as one of its topmost scientist.
Speaking to Faking News, USGS Director, Mr. Smith, said, “We had been spending all our time and efforts in tracking even minute earthquakes across the world and recording them in our website. It is a heavy task and it involves lot of spending from the US Government. Not only this, worldwide, all the countries are spending heavily on trying to invent a system that could predict Earthquakes. But till now, nobody could predict an earthquake and it has been an unsolved enigma for geologists like us.”
“What mathematicians and scientists and super computers could not decode, a politician from India has done it successfully. We knew that India boasts of its achievements in science, they even sent cheapest mission to Mars. But, we did not expect a politician to be our best find,” paused Smith.
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