POLITICAL SATIRE ;
BREAKING NEWS :
Vishv Hindutav Sthapana Sangh,has expressed its gratitude to Rashtriya government of India and its associated Rajya units-Maharashtra,Haryana and Chhatisgarh for upholding ancient glorious traditions of Hindutav.VHSS claiming to be sole representative organization of physiologically programmed sensitive Indians, has expressed its grave concern that besides non vegetarian foods ,there are numerous domestic items in market circulation ,which one way or other way are loaded with ingredients of animal origin. In an unanimous resolution,VHSS has demanded that following domestic items need to be banned with immediate effect :-
1.Plastic bags.2.Plywood.3.Condoms.4.Fireworks.5.Cosmetics.6.tooth pastes.7. Shaving creams.8.Soaps.9.Candles.10.Paints.11.Glue in wood work and musical instruments.12.White and brown sugar.13.Injection Insulin,liver and Placenta extract along with other medicines.14.Leather products.15.Cake mixes.16.Red candy and hard candy.17.Ice creams,Chocolates,Pastries,Chewing gum,Potato chips.18.All diary products.19.Cologne and perfumes.20.Shampoo and conditioners.21.Paint and tooth brushes.22.Fabric softener.23. Tires.24.Deodorants.25.Computers.
* Tailpiece [quote of the day],"yes ji,bans only can protect Bharat Mata,Gomata and any Mata other than a real live women-Bachi Karkaria in TOI].
BREAKING NEWS :
Vishv Hindutav Sthapana Sangh,has expressed its gratitude to Rashtriya government of India and its associated Rajya units-Maharashtra,Haryana and Chhatisgarh for upholding ancient glorious traditions of Hindutav.VHSS claiming to be sole representative organization of physiologically programmed sensitive Indians, has expressed its grave concern that besides non vegetarian foods ,there are numerous domestic items in market circulation ,which one way or other way are loaded with ingredients of animal origin. In an unanimous resolution,VHSS has demanded that following domestic items need to be banned with immediate effect :-
1.Plastic bags.2.Plywood.3.Condoms.4.Fireworks.5.Cosmetics.6.tooth pastes.7. Shaving creams.8.Soaps.9.Candles.10.Paints.11.Glue in wood work and musical instruments.12.White and brown sugar.13.Injection Insulin,liver and Placenta extract along with other medicines.14.Leather products.15.Cake mixes.16.Red candy and hard candy.17.Ice creams,Chocolates,Pastries,Chewing gum,Potato chips.18.All diary products.19.Cologne and perfumes.20.Shampoo and conditioners.21.Paint and tooth brushes.22.Fabric softener.23. Tires.24.Deodorants.25.Computers.
* Tailpiece [quote of the day],"yes ji,bans only can protect Bharat Mata,Gomata and any Mata other than a real live women-Bachi Karkaria in TOI].
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