Wednesday 25 February 2015

POWER SHARE DEAL BETWEEN PDP AND BJP IN JAMMU AND KASHMIR !
So,finally suspense and holier than thou posturing is over.Stage is well set for the release of much publicized movie-"POWER KAY LEYEE KUCCH BEE KARAY GHA."
Whip has been issued to all bhakta's not to comment about erstwhile contentious issues.Highly placed sources have disclosed that since both Bap and Beti have  been purified by divine Gangotri,any comment/debate/discourse by non bhakta's                          on otherwise contentious issues shall amount to political blasphemy. The vehement issues have been listed as under :-
# Role of Mufti Saeed and his political outfit in orchestrating nightmarish outrage against minorities in District Anantnag well before mass migration.
# Mysterious aspects of least publicized Rubia Saeed kidnapping .and its subsequent aftermath.
# Regional imbalance and hegemony.
# Dynastic Bap Beti polity.
# Intimate political relationship between Peoples Democratic party and Pak sponsored Hurriyat outfit.
# Dilution or strengthening of article 370.
# Armed Forces Special Powers act of 1958 [AFSPA] in its totality.
# Resettlement and citizenship for west Pakistan refugees though they will continue to hold the status of 'dear guests' without changing the demographic status of the state.
# Return and resettlement of Kashmiri Pandits in Kashmir valley .
# Freeing land under security forces.
# Normalization of ties with Pakistan despite Pak sponsored terrorism.

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