Thursday 30 October 2014

SARCASTIC SATIRE;
SEARCH FOR ALTERNATIVE TO ANIMAL FAT;
Under the extraordinarily dynamic leadership of Minister for human resources development, IIT'S and other technical institutions have been already directed to contemplate establishment of separate veg and non veg canteens,in order to boost the genuine image of 21st century Hinduism. Now,highly placed sources have disclosed that honorable minister has constituted high power committee which includes Dinanath Batra,Dr.Praveen Togadia,Dr.M.M.Joshi,Acharya Giriraj Kishore,Ashok Singhal and Ram Madhav,to explore and suggest alternative to animal fat- extensively used in commonly used domestic products.The compiled list of such products is as under :-
# Cosmetics,shampoos,conditioners,cologne and perfumes.
# Soaps,shaving creams,toothpastes,deodorants and moisturizers.
# Chocolates,pastries,chewing gum,potato chips,hard candy and sugar.
# Plastic bags, leather based footwear,belts,wallets,belts and bags.
# Paint brushes,fabric softener,condoms and candles.
# Bio fuels and fire works.
# Car,bike tires and plywood.
# Glue used in woodwork and musical instruments.
# Injection Insulin and all other drugs.
# Computers and lubricants.
# Wine and beer.
# Color and dyes.
Initiative for swach and shudh Bharat indeed.

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