Monday 16 December 2013

SARCASTIC SATIRE;
BREAKING NEWS;
ALL CASES AGAINST BAPU ASA RAM, BABA RAMDEV AND NARIAN SAIN WITHDRAWN !
New Delhi, September 28,2014;
Immediately after assuming power,Varendra Modi's Government ,had constituted three member fact finding committee comprising of well known Hindu nationalists,Acharya Devraj Kishore,Alok Singhal and Dr. Naveen Togadia,to ascertain the genuineness of the criminal cases,initiated against Bapu Asa Ram,Baba Ramdev and Narian Sain,by various state governments,under different clauses of criminal proceedings.After detailed fact finding investigation,the committee has unanimously exonerated all three true sons of the soil,who as a matter of fact are torch bearers of ancient divine Hindu wisdom. Vishva Hindu Parishad,Rashtriya swayam Sevak Sangh, Ramsena,Bajrangh Dal and other like minded parties have hailed the historical decision and complimented Varendra Modi Government for its bold,meaningful and purposeful initiative.
Meanwhile,experts committee has strongly recommended prosecution of all those police officers who were responsible for their wrongful confinement and subsequent prosecution.
Without commenting on the decision,Dr. Bansuri Joshi,Minister for Education and Human Resources,has disclosed that all the three stalwarts will be felicitated soon ,for their extraordinary contribution to Bhartiya Sabhyta and Sanskriti.
Most reliable sources have informed this correspondent that yet an another committee is being established,under the chairmanship of Dr.Subash Swamy to investigate possible Italian link of the frivolous charges against three most prominent contemporaneous visionaries.

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