POLITICAL KICHIDI;
NARENDRA MODI AS CONGRESS LEADER AND SUSHIL SHINDE AS BJP LEADER !
If Narendra Modi were in Congress:
The annual investors summit would be called ‘The Rajeev Gandhi Vibrant Gujarat Summit’
He would be considered genuinely secular after giving the ‘India First’ speech
Modi would have credited Rahul Gandhi for giving him the idea of Google Hang Outs and mentioned that it was Rajiv Gandhi who first brought Computers to the country
Sagarika Ghose would have lovingly called him ‘the Orange Man’ and Barkha Dutt would have made a special documentary on the progress and development in Gujarat, with no mention of Gujarat Muslims
Narendra Modi’s PM chances would be rated based on the depth of appreciation he showered on ‘The Family’
BJP would still be struggling to finalize the PM candidate with Sushma Swaraj, Arun Jaitley and LK Advani vying for the post
Nitish Kumar would be as relevant to the national media as the Chhattisgarh Chief Minister Raman Singh
Twitter would be not half as interesting as it is with most people logging in on Friday evenings to check which movies suck
Gujarat model would have meant only Amisha Patel and Urvashi Dholakiya
If Sushil Kumar Shinde were in BJP:
He would have appeared on Sagarika’s ‘Face the Nation’ at 10 pm after the hanging of Afzal Guru. This episode would grab the most comical entertainment show of the year award
BJP would be considered an anti-women party after he taunted Jaya Bachchan by saying, “ye fillim ka matter nahi hai sister”
Media would have questioned his Maharashtra roots as crucial for becoming Home Minister since the RSS is headquartered in Nagpur
He would have spilled the names of all the Prime Ministerial candidates in BJP during Question Hour in Parliament
He would have come under widespread criticism for his ‘green terror’ remark and Congress would have asked him to render an unconditional apology
Apropos of Yeddy’s corruption allegations, he would have said, “Like Bangaru Laxman, people shall also forget Yeddyurappa’s scams.”
He would have referred to Jinnah as Shree Jinnah ji, drawing flak from his own party
He would have announced that a decision on whether BJP should go with Ram Mandir issue would be finalized in a month and then retract his own statement
He would have informed Nitin Gadkari of CBI and sundry income tax raids through speed post
NARENDRA MODI AS CONGRESS LEADER AND SUSHIL SHINDE AS BJP LEADER !
If Narendra Modi were in Congress:
The annual investors summit would be called ‘The Rajeev Gandhi Vibrant Gujarat Summit’
He would be considered genuinely secular after giving the ‘India First’ speech
Modi would have credited Rahul Gandhi for giving him the idea of Google Hang Outs and mentioned that it was Rajiv Gandhi who first brought Computers to the country
Sagarika Ghose would have lovingly called him ‘the Orange Man’ and Barkha Dutt would have made a special documentary on the progress and development in Gujarat, with no mention of Gujarat Muslims
Narendra Modi’s PM chances would be rated based on the depth of appreciation he showered on ‘The Family’
BJP would still be struggling to finalize the PM candidate with Sushma Swaraj, Arun Jaitley and LK Advani vying for the post
Nitish Kumar would be as relevant to the national media as the Chhattisgarh Chief Minister Raman Singh
Twitter would be not half as interesting as it is with most people logging in on Friday evenings to check which movies suck
Gujarat model would have meant only Amisha Patel and Urvashi Dholakiya
If Sushil Kumar Shinde were in BJP:
He would have appeared on Sagarika’s ‘Face the Nation’ at 10 pm after the hanging of Afzal Guru. This episode would grab the most comical entertainment show of the year award
BJP would be considered an anti-women party after he taunted Jaya Bachchan by saying, “ye fillim ka matter nahi hai sister”
Media would have questioned his Maharashtra roots as crucial for becoming Home Minister since the RSS is headquartered in Nagpur
He would have spilled the names of all the Prime Ministerial candidates in BJP during Question Hour in Parliament
He would have come under widespread criticism for his ‘green terror’ remark and Congress would have asked him to render an unconditional apology
Apropos of Yeddy’s corruption allegations, he would have said, “Like Bangaru Laxman, people shall also forget Yeddyurappa’s scams.”
He would have referred to Jinnah as Shree Jinnah ji, drawing flak from his own party
He would have announced that a decision on whether BJP should go with Ram Mandir issue would be finalized in a month and then retract his own statement
He would have informed Nitin Gadkari of CBI and sundry income tax raids through speed post
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