2018 : ludicrous saffron sermons 🙉🙉🙉
Statement 1: Stephen Hawking said the Vedas have theory superior to Albert Einstein's E = mc 2. Statement 2: Cow is the only animal that inhales and exhales oxygen. Statement 3: We need not look to an US observatory for specifics about lunar and solar eclipses; our pundits consulting the Panchang (Hindu calendar) can do better. Statement 4: Cow urine can treat cancer. Statement 5: Yoga is a solution to all problems, including farmer deaths. Statement 6: Ganesha, the elephant god, is proof that India always knew of plastic surgery. Statement 7: Cow dung is more precious than the Kohinoor, even the Supreme Court says so. Statement 8: Darwin's theory of evolution is wrong and needs to be expunged from school and college curricula; nobody ever saw an ape turn into a man. Statement 9: There is no difference between the language of Shah Rukh Khan and Hafiz Saeed. Statement 10: In 2014, after 30 years, 600 crore or 6 billion voters in India (our population is 1.3 billion) provided complete majority to a political party to form government at the Centre. Statement 11: If a person has a cycle, a person aspires a scooter. If a person has a scooter, a person aspires a car. It is natural to aspire. India is getting increasingly aspirational. Statement 12: India has finally been able to electrify all its villages before the set target date and to bear it up, a Nasa map of India on Diwali night.🤔🤔🤔
Statement 1: Stephen Hawking said the Vedas have theory superior to Albert Einstein's E = mc 2. Statement 2: Cow is the only animal that inhales and exhales oxygen. Statement 3: We need not look to an US observatory for specifics about lunar and solar eclipses; our pundits consulting the Panchang (Hindu calendar) can do better. Statement 4: Cow urine can treat cancer. Statement 5: Yoga is a solution to all problems, including farmer deaths. Statement 6: Ganesha, the elephant god, is proof that India always knew of plastic surgery. Statement 7: Cow dung is more precious than the Kohinoor, even the Supreme Court says so. Statement 8: Darwin's theory of evolution is wrong and needs to be expunged from school and college curricula; nobody ever saw an ape turn into a man. Statement 9: There is no difference between the language of Shah Rukh Khan and Hafiz Saeed. Statement 10: In 2014, after 30 years, 600 crore or 6 billion voters in India (our population is 1.3 billion) provided complete majority to a political party to form government at the Centre. Statement 11: If a person has a cycle, a person aspires a scooter. If a person has a scooter, a person aspires a car. It is natural to aspire. India is getting increasingly aspirational. Statement 12: India has finally been able to electrify all its villages before the set target date and to bear it up, a Nasa map of India on Diwali night.🤔🤔🤔
The attributions, if you must have them, are in the following order - Union minister of science and technology Harsh Vardhan, Rajasthan's education minister Vasudev Devnani, home minister Rajnath Singh, RSS leader Indresh Kumar, Union agriculture minister Radha Mohan Singh, Prime Minister Narendra Modi, BJP spokesperson Sambit Patra, Union minister Satyapal Singh, UP chief minister Yogi Adityanath when he was still not CM, the PM at Davos in January, the PM in London this April, Union minister Piyush Goyal on behalf of the PM, last week.
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