Thursday 24 March 2016

SATIRICAL BREAKING NEWS,
TAGORE AND IQBAL TO BE PROSECUTED POSTHUMOUSLY FOR SEDITION !
New Delhi ;fact finding mission,headed by sanskari BJP MLA Gyandev Ahuja, among other aspects has observed that poetry of Tagore and Iqbal has one way or other motivated student community in general and JNU students in particular to follow anti nationalism in their practice and perception.After thorough investigation high power committee has pinpointed that following two poems of Tagore and Iqbal respectively were not only seditious and provocative but in gross violation to pro establishment sabhyata and sanskrit :
‪#‎Tagore‬
Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high
Where knowledge is free,
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments
By narrow domestic walls ,
Where words come out from the depth of truth,
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection,
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way,
Into the dreary desert sand of dead habit !
Where the mind is led forward by thee,
Into ever-widening thought and action ,
Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake !
‪#‎Iqbal‬
Uttho meree duniyaa kay ghareebon ko jagaa do,
kaankh-e-umaraa kay dar-o-deevar hila do,
sultanee-e-jamhoor ka aata hai zamaana,
jo naqsh-e-kuhan tumko nazar aaye mita do,
jis khet say dehqaan ko mayassar no ho rozee,
us khet kay har goshaa-e-gandum ko jala do.
[Rise and get the poor of my world ready for battle,
shake the mansions of the rich till their doors and walls rattle,
comes a time for the masses to rule for sure,
rub out what is now too old and obscure,
land that does not yield enough for the tiller to eat,
burn every inch of that field,set fire to every stalk of the wheat].
‪#‎Tailpiece‬: since there is no provision of posthumous prosecution under section 124A of the Indian penal code,a committee of legal experts has been constituted to suggest methodology under which both literary giants can be cut down to size and simultaneously prosecuted for sedition.(Faking news).

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