Wednesday 12 February 2014

POWERS AND PRIVILEGES OF A WOMAN IN AN ISLAMIC POLITY.
In Islam, two wise women are equal to one stupid man when it comes to appearing in a court of law as a witness or when there is a matter of inheritance.
A woman is privileged to stay at home, administer cooking, bear children and grow them as a sacred duty to utilize her genius in a so productive way. She is blessed with the role of acting as sexual object, decoration piece and child bearing machine until she gets clumsy. However she is encouraged to accompany her man to the war front in order to wage jihad against enemy.
In case a woman of enemy is captured during war, she is blessed with the right of either being distributed among Mujahideen or sold as a slave. Muslim forces are allowed to keep them as concubines also to facilitate the execution of erotic instincts of the captured women.
A Muslim woman is given the power to cover her body properly so that her modesty should help the erotic feelings of the innocent Muslim men to avoid raping her. In case she has the privilege to commit adultery, she embraces the divinity through availing herself of stoning to death.
It is a great privilege that her husband can have four wives at the same time if he is able to do 'justice' with all of them. Polyandry is not permissible in an Islamic society for it is totally 'unnatural'.
In case she is raped mistakenly by some misguided Muslim man under the influence of satanic forces, she is required to produce four adult pious Muslim witnesses in a court of law who patiently witnessed the actual penetration. If she is unable to make these pious adult male Muslim witnesses to show patience till the actual penetration occurs, she may be charged for adultery for not being able to show presence of mind, gather four pious adult male Muslims and make them stay to witness the penetration.
In case she chooses to work outside her home in an Islamic polity, she is expected to embrace sexual embarrassment with an examplary patience while working in a factory, office or a shop.
It is an inalienable right of a Muslim woman in an Islamic polity to get murdered in the name of honor. She also enjoys the facility of being exchanged as Vanni. It is the characteristic of an Islamic polity to practice acid throwing on the faces of women so that they may be able to undergo plastic surgeries time and again to keep up their beauty.

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