*Waiting for Achhe Din*

*After the BJP won the elections with a full majority on 16 May, 2014, a
Modi fan fainted with happiness and went into coma. After 15 months, he
suddenly came out from the coma. Returning to his senses he asked the
following questions to the attending doctor.*

*How do you feel in "corruption free India"?*

*Are Rahul and Sonia Gandhi in jail or have they escaped to Italy?*

*Should I book a bullet train ticket to Lucknow or should I go by plane*

*How much black money did we get back from Swiss Banks?*

*After the Rs 15 lakh every Indian received from Modiji, there must be "no
poverty".*

*Has the US dollar dropped to Rs 35?*

*How happy are Indians after Modiji subsidised cooking gas, vegetables,
tomatoes, onions and potatoes?*

*After Pakistan got frightened and returned Dawood Ibrahim, what happened
to him?*

*Are farmers happy now that the land forcibly acquired by the Congress, has
been returned to them?*

*Have the Armed Forces got One Rank One Pension?*

*Listening to these questions, the poor doctor has gone into a coma, and
the Modi fan was sent to a mental asylum.*