Saturday, 22 August 2015

DIPLOMATIC POLICY PARALYSIS !
Quiz question: Which of these 12 statements is a part of our official Pakistan policy?
We will talk to Pakistan.
We will not talk to Pakistan.
We will not talk to Pakistan so long as it keep firing across the LoC.
We will talk to Pakistan only after it stops exporting terror.
We will not talk to Pakistan if it talks to Kashmiri separatists.
We will talk to Pakistan but only about terrorism.
We will exchange sweets with Pakistan.
We will not exchange sweets with Pakistan.
We will do cricket diplomacy.
We will never have cricket diplomacy till terror ends.
We will reply to each bullet with a bombshell at the LoC.
We will pursue peace but alas, Pakistan is continuing firing at the LoC.
The right answer is, of course, all of the above, which have come out of the mouths of ministers of this government over the last 15 months.
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