New Delhi. Renowned reformer and high class economist, who simplified the complex formulas of economics in such a way that any nation can achieve steep development growth if those formulas are followed, has come up with a new idea of all kind of reforms. The idea is precise and simple-‘Bharat Mata Ki Jai’. “Country is uselessly spending huge sums on judiciary, administration and policing. Moreover, the verification of beneficiaries for various services piles up the burden of exchequer”, said Baba Ramdev.
“Lets play Patriot-Patriot”
Such a sharp thought process next to Einstein, Baba possesses and having the quality of superhuman, he suggests that a true patriot can never be a lair and shall not indulge in wrong doings. All those facing court cases should be asked to recite ‘Bharat Mata Ki Jai’ and if they do so they are innocent, as simple as that. Thus, India would be able to bring the number of pending court cases to zero. Police personnel shall be in a position to establish an allegation on anybody simply asking the accused if he is ready to say ‘Bharat Mata Ki Jai’. In such way crime rates can be nullified.
A whole army of government employees engaged in verification process in taxation departments, passport offices and Adhaar card process can be reduced as no cross check would be required in case a patriot native of India declares that he has no objection in saying ‘Bharat Mata Ki Jai’. After filling this single declaration form, no further verification would be required and boundless services shall be open to patriot native of the country. Donald Trump is said to have appointed Baba as his campaign administrator and begged him to enlighten his path to secure the supreme chair of United States.
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