MISSION : VISHWA HINDU RASHTRA !
During last few months,various Hindu opinion leaders including two Shankaracharya's have been gracious enough to come forward and have suggested 5 to 10 children quota for each Hindu couple in order to not only establish Hindu Rashtra but also make sure that honourable Modi Ji is life long Pradhan Mantri of the Rashtra.
While appreciating bold meaningful and purposeful suggestions from various icons of Hindu Jagat,Government of India has decided to be more proactive and progressive and accordingly Department of family welfare [परिवारनियोजन] has been renamed as Parivar Vradhi Vibhag [परिवार वृधि विभाग].After consulting well known Hindu scientists,it has been decided that in future there will be no ceiling for married Hindu couples and they will be having option even for more than ten children but ceiling will continue for non Hindu couples.It has been further decided to popularize catchy slogan हम दो हमारे दस instead of हम दो हमारे दो.
Most reliable sources have disclosed that there is virtual consensus about target for Hindu married couples to be 101-a figure which is highly auspicious too in Hindu religious practice and perception.Since in present times it is not practically possible for married Hindu couples to have 101 children, expert committee,headed by globally acclaimed Hindu scientist,Dinanath Batra has been constituted to decode the methodology used by Ved Vyasa under which great messiah of ancient divine wisdom,was able to produce 101 children out of one muscular mass coming out from the Uterus of Gandhari [mother of Korvas].
It has also been disclosed that new methodology once successfully implemented will be instrumental in changing global population index in near future,which at present is dominated by Malechhas [Christians and Muslims].It will be also big leap towards establishing Vishwa Hindu Rashtra.
Meanwhile government is seriously contemplating constitutional amendment in peoples representation act,under which only Hindu kids in the age group one to ten years too can exercise their constitutional right in any election.
During last few months,various Hindu opinion leaders including two Shankaracharya's have been gracious enough to come forward and have suggested 5 to 10 children quota for each Hindu couple in order to not only establish Hindu Rashtra but also make sure that honourable Modi Ji is life long Pradhan Mantri of the Rashtra.
While appreciating bold meaningful and purposeful suggestions from various icons of Hindu Jagat,Government of India has decided to be more proactive and progressive and accordingly Department of family welfare [परिवारनियोजन] has been renamed as Parivar Vradhi Vibhag [परिवार वृधि विभाग].After consulting well known Hindu scientists,it has been decided that in future there will be no ceiling for married Hindu couples and they will be having option even for more than ten children but ceiling will continue for non Hindu couples.It has been further decided to popularize catchy slogan हम दो हमारे दस instead of हम दो हमारे दो.
Most reliable sources have disclosed that there is virtual consensus about target for Hindu married couples to be 101-a figure which is highly auspicious too in Hindu religious practice and perception.Since in present times it is not practically possible for married Hindu couples to have 101 children, expert committee,headed by globally acclaimed Hindu scientist,Dinanath Batra has been constituted to decode the methodology used by Ved Vyasa under which great messiah of ancient divine wisdom,was able to produce 101 children out of one muscular mass coming out from the Uterus of Gandhari [mother of Korvas].
It has also been disclosed that new methodology once successfully implemented will be instrumental in changing global population index in near future,which at present is dominated by Malechhas [Christians and Muslims].It will be also big leap towards establishing Vishwa Hindu Rashtra.
Meanwhile government is seriously contemplating constitutional amendment in peoples representation act,under which only Hindu kids in the age group one to ten years too can exercise their constitutional right in any election.
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